Over the last few months, there has been a cancer growing within the advertising industry – a cancer that threatens to destroy our ability to get paid outrageous sums for producing, if we are being honest, wallpaper communication that was ‘inspired’ by movies, books and strategies that were a bit ropey in the first place.

At ‘Advertising Relate’ – we aim to unite these growing factions … kill the cancer … and inspire advertising-discipline-harmony for the good of all our future 5 bedroom houses in the country.